Thursday, November 30, 2006
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Hunting season story
I've had to drag a deer, but I've never seen one in drag.
Man shoots doe with rack of antlers
Mon Nov 27, 10:31 PM ET
It is not the first antlered doe to be reported in the region this year. A conservation officer for the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources reported seeing a 10-point antlered doe shot near Robbin,
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
When I told people I was going to Ely for the holidays, they said,
"Wear the fox hat."
Watch the original video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMUwCKtWMI
Monday, November 20, 2006
Fly the friendly skies
UPDATED: 11/21/2006 6:54:67 PM
Never mind. They were just praying. Stupid fellow passengers kinda paniced, that's all. Memories of 9/11 and everything like that.
Good news from the whole misunderstanding is that the imams are now calling for a boycott of US Airways. Good for them (UA Airways, I mean). Maybe Muslims will boycott ALL airlines.
It is now safe for you to move about the country.http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/21/D8LH9VQO0.html
Updated: 11/20/2006 10:31:17 PM
The men would not get off the plane when asked, 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS has learned, and had to be removed by police.
Friday, November 17, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
$204K for Soldiers in real need
From tcoverride blog:
In a week where the American people lost control of the house of commons and the house of lords, it is good to know that the true victors were the service members, who, because of your donations and untiring support, will be well taken care of. Your contributions will allow Project Valour-IT to support over 300 service members with voice-controlled laptops, and more importantly, help them on their long road to recovery.
Project Valour-IT, in memory of SFC William V. Ziegenfuss, provides voice-controlled laptop computers to wounded Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand and arm injuries or amputations at home or in military hospitals. Operating laptops by speaking into a microphone, our wounded heroes are able to send and receive messages from friends and loved ones, surf the 'Net, and communicate with buddies still in the field without having to press a key or move a mouse. The experience of CPT Charles "Chuck" Ziegenfuss, a partner in the project who suffered severe hand wounds while serving in
Do as I say.....
Not as I do. ------ John Edwards
Even Presidential Candidates Agree: Wal-Mart is the Best Place to Shop for Hot Electronics Items this Christmas Season
BENTONVILLE, Ark., Nov. 16 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Just like the
millions of Americans who turn to their neighborhood Wal-Mart (NYSE: WMT) for their holiday shopping needs, Wal-Mart announced today that former Sen. John Edwards is seeking to be one of the first to get a Sony PlayStation3, one of the most coveted holiday gift items this Christmas season.
Yesterday, a staff person for former Sen. Edwards contacted a Wal-Mart
electronics manager in Raleigh, North Carolina to obtain a Sony
PlayStation3 on behalf of the Senator's family. Later that night, Sen.
Edwards reportedly re-told a homespun story to participants of a United
Food and Commercial Workers (UFCW) union-sponsored call about how his son had chided a fellow student for purchasing shoes at Wal-Mart.
Wal-Mart welcomes Sen. Edwards to visit his local Wal-Mart store and
explore the extensive line of home electronics as well as the Metro7 line
shoes for men and boys.
The Company noted the PlayStation3 is an extremely popular item this
Christmas season, and while the rest of America's working families are waiting patiently in line, Senator Edwards wants to cut to the front.
While, we cannot guarantee that Sen. Edwards will be among one of the first to obtain a PlayStation3, we are certain Sen. Edwards will be able to find great gifts for everyone on his Christmas list - many at Wal-Mart's "roll-back prices."
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Business Travel
URGENT THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY'RE TALKING LOUD ON THEIR CELLPHONES WHILE THE PLANE IS BOARDING
"I had a tuna fish sandwich in the airport. Tuna fish. Tuna fish. TUNA
FISH. Yes, right, tuna fish. But they didn't toast the bread. No, no, they
didn't toast the... THEY DIDN'T TOAST THE BREAD. Right. They didn't toast
it."
Monday, November 06, 2006
Major Debunkage!
Mon Nov 6, 5:12 PM ET
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Duct tape does not work any better than doing nothing to cure warts in schoolchildren, Dutch researchers reported on Monday in a study that contradicts a popular theory about an easy way to get rid of the unattractive lumps.
The study of 103 children aged 4 to 12 showed the duct tape worked only slightly better than using a corn pad, a sticky cushion that does not actually touch the wart and which was considered to be a placebo.
"After 6 weeks, the warts of 8 children (16 percent) in the duct tape group and the warts of 3 children (6 percent) in the placebo group had disappeared," the researchers wrote in the Archives of Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine.
They said this difference was not statistically significant.
In addition, some of the children who wore duct tape reported itching, rashes and other effects, although none of the children who wore corn pads did.
The researchers, led by Dr. Marloes de Haen of Maastricht University, expressed disappointment with their findings.
Warts are caused by a virus in the skin, and often clear up on their own. They can also be frozen off in a treatment called cryotherapy, or burned off chemically using a strong formulation of salicylic acid.
"Considering the serious discomfort of cryotherapy and the awkwardness of applying salicylic acid for a long time, simply applying tape would be a cheap and helpful alternative, especially in children," de Haen's team wrote.
In 2002, Dr. Dean Focht of Madigan Army Medical Center in Tacoma, Washington and colleagues reported in the same journal that using duct tape on warts worked better than cryotherapy.
The idea of using duct tape to treat warts quickly became common wisdom and is advocated widely on the Internet.
The Dutch researchers said that Focht's team did not actually examine their patients to determine if the warts had disappeared, but called them on the telephone to ask.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061106/hl_nm/warts_dcProbably started by Democrats, anyway.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Born At The Right Time
How lucky can one man get?
That’s a song I remember. John Prine, I believe?
Being born in 1957 was very lucky.
I recall the good times in our country’s history.
Sure there was the Cold War hide-under-your-desk drill, but we didn’t take that all so seriously. We probably didn’t understand how close we came to actually seeing our desktops melting away from a thermonuclear heat-wave.
I remember the Cuba Missile Crisis, JFK assassination, Nixon scandal, etc, etc.
The thing that sticks in my mind the most, though, is
I remember looking ahead to graduating from High School knowing full-well I’d face the chance of a low draft number, as many had before me. I knew that was coming.
Then the ‘conflict’ was ended. Two short years before having my number called. Holy Shit. My first recognition of the fact that I was born at the right time, not to mention in the right place.
Then they even discontinued the draft! Furthermore they even did away with mandatory registration. What luck. Especially after witnessing uncles, cousins, hometown boys, etc go off to that hell hole only to come back “different”.
Throughout my adult life, I’ve listened to many a story from those men who endured ‘in country’. The stories raise the hair on your neck. I have always felt obliged to ever one of those men. They did that so I wouldn’t have to. Even though that’s not really why they did it. They had no choice. They weren’t as lucky.
I have thanked as many of them as I have conversed with. Each and every one of them. I owe them. I know that. And I owe it to luck that I wasn’t born a few years earlier.
They did what they had to do. Even if they didn’t agree with it. Even while some others stayed behind to protest, smoke dope, drop acid and go to college thanks to having connections or deferments.
I wouldn’t have shirked the duty. I was just simply lucky to have born at the right time.
One lucky bastard. One who knows and recognizes that, though.
So for those who volunteer for duty these days, I am beholding, likewise. These are special people, even if some politicians and fellow Americans don't understand that. We owe these special people a debt we probably cannot repay beyond respect, prayers, acknowledgement, support and donations, if we can.
Check out Project Valour-IT
http://soldiersangels.org/valour/index.htmlWednesday, November 01, 2006
Sarc On
All is forgiven now, John F'in Kerry.
Because you said:
"... I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended."
Your apology to the troops for their misunderstanding of your "botched joke" aimed at President Bush even includes an apology to Mr. Bush, who happens to be an American, too.
Thanks for being so forthright and cunning, runt.
(sarc off)
Asshat.