Next wake-up, Cabin bound.
Two weeks and a couple a days.
Oh dark thirty.
Wish us luck.
It'll be just like a honeymoon, only different.
Be there for the 4th.

I woke up one morning to find a bear on my roof so I looked in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an add for "Bear Removers."

I called the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, .50/90 Sharps rifle and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" I asked him.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He then hands the gun to me. "What's the rifle for?" I asked.

He answers, "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

College World Series.
Road to Omaha.
Oregon State University wins!
Great Series.
Great ball.

Do it.

Happy Father's Day to me!
(and mostly from me)
42 inches of high def plasma viewing.
Just in time for Game #7 of the Stanley Cup.
Go Edmonton?

Thanks, Dad!

WAY more than Good Enough.
Simply put: Thank you.
Happy Father's Day.

This is why they call it World "Cup".
You sure don't see that kinda stunt in the race for the Stanley Cup.

What to do with that old monitor?

Zarqman's last guest post at Iowahawk?
Seems the Marines have finalized arrangments for his judgement meeting.
Now he reports from Paradise.

Iowahawk Guest Commentary
by Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
Former Senior VP, Al-Qaeda In Iraq

Howzit swingin', fagsicles? Yeah, I know all you bitzoches all seen the pictures by now. Go on and laugh it up chump, like your drivers license photo is all George fuckin' Clooney. Personally I think I'm lookin' straight GQ, seeing as I just got a 500-pound laser guided curb stomp. Shit cuz, y'all should see Kahlid, a.k.a. "Ceiling Spackle." But, hey, whateva. You kuffar haters can finally step off my nuts, 'cause I. am. outtahere. Y'all can just suck it, 'cause Zarkman got his free pass to Allah's celestial Disneyland.
You think I didn't see this martyrdom goatshit coming? Cracka, please. When we were out in the boondocks filming that recruiting infomercial last month, I told that asshole Zawahiri that it was dangerous, that Team Satan would lock in on us with one of their outer space high tech computer gizmos. But nooooooo, he's all, "don't worry, they need an NSA warrant," and then he's like, "we have to attack the mindshare gap with a high GRP, Total Quality Jihad leadership marcom message." Which apparently means I have to stand there under Team Satan's goddamn spy satellites, yelling like the goddamn OxyClean guy, burning my goddamn hand on a goddamn machine gun barrel, while that goddamn director Omar Al-Spielberg asks for another goddamn take. Yeah, that's some world class marketing strategery there, Ayman. Best ad campaign since Pets.com. Have fun training all four of those Syrian droolers that it brought in.

You gotta read it all.
Caution, Rated PG18 for Strong (but really funny!) Language
Go there NOW!
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2006/06/paradise_blows.html#trackback

Hope you all didn't miss the excitement!
Chalk 'em, Danno.

A cheaper solution to border control.

Jussi Markkanen on yksi monista suomalaiskiekkoilijoista, joka odottaa jännittyneenä Suomen olympiajoukkueen nimeämistä helmikuun Torinon kisoihin. NHL-joukkue Edmontonin maalia vartioivalle Markkaselle olympialaiset ovat niin iso juttu, että mikä tahansa rooli kisajoukkueessa kelpaa.
- Kyse on siitä, minkälaista koostumusta he (joukkueenjohto) aikovat rakentaa. Lähinnä siitähän tässä on kyse, ketkä siellä Miikka Kiprusoffin kanssa ovat, Markkanen pohtii

Goalie
Jussi Markkanen
Edmonton Oilers
Game 2
Stanley Cup Final Series
(or something close to that)

*** UPDATE:
0-5. Even Finns can have an off night once in awhile, eh?

This week on "COPS", watch as members of the elite squad go out in search of vehicles violating the one hour parking limit.
Should be edge of your chair excitement.
Or not.

Birthday Wishes to you, Mom.