Sarc On

All is forgiven now, John F'in Kerry.
Because you said:

"... I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended."

Your apology to the troops for their misunderstanding of your "botched joke" aimed at President Bush even includes an apology to Mr. Bush, who happens to be an American, too.
Thanks for being so forthright and cunning, runt.
(sarc off)
Asshat.