Neked Trekin

Naked ramblers Stephen Gough (L) and Melanie Roberts start their walk to John O'Groats in June 2005. Gough walked the length of Britain wearing nothing but a hat, boots and a rucksack and celebrated the successful completion of his marathon trek by putting his clothes back on.(AFP/File)

Melanie was heard to say, "Geez, Stephen, we've nearly walked our asses off today."
To which he relpied after a quick glance to her south side, "Ahhhh, not so much, Mel."
It was at that point when he wondered if he could finish the trek after poking his eyes out.