You Go, W!

As Judge, Jury, Executioner, Joe Six-Pack, Tax payer (big time), Dad, Voter, Well Informed, business man from Fly Over Country, I hereby authorize and order the President of the United States of America to spy on any SOB, intranationally or internationally that is suspected to have dealings or communications with terrorists or any other threat to our safety and well being.
Protect and Serve.
Have at it, Mr. President.