Why readership is sooooo low

I do believe I've discovered the primary reason, or at least a contributing factor, in the disappointingly low readership of this blog. Seems there's a bunch of people who can't read English. No wonder!

By BEN FELLER
AP Education Writer
Dec 15 12:26 PM US/Eastern
WASHINGTON - An estimated in one in 20 U.S. adults is not literate in English, which means 11 million people lack the skills to perform everyday tasks, a federal study shows. From 1992 to 2003, the nation's adults made no progress in their ability to read a newspaper, a book or any other prose arranged in sentences and paragraphs.

For certain it couldn't be the content!
Maybe if I type slower, that'll help?