WHAT?!!!!

Hey there, Early Morning Working Dude!
Sorry you have to be up and on the road to work at 3:30 a.m. in the morning and really, really sorry that your route takes you past my neighborhood, but has it ever occurred to you that all those quiet, dark houses within say 2,000 feet on either side of that road your travelling just might contain common, ordinary hard working people who need a little sleep before they get up to slog their way into work, which is so not happening when the dog is barking and the lamp and clock radio are vibrating off the bed stand from the sound waves generated by the 4,000 watt base-booster amplifier in your pimped-up ride, which by the way, if your ear drums weren’t all scarred, it’d be as obvious to you as it is the rest of the hearing public, is in dire need of a functioning muffler. Sure the dog quit barking and only really whined for five or ten minutes following your drive-by assault, and the snoring resumed from other side of the bed indicating others fell back to sleep, but some of us lay awake wondering just what the hell went wrong in your life that causes you to have so little, if any, empathy or concern for those who happen to share this world with you.
And then you wonder why the customers going through the drive-up lane at Donut World seem so like cranky.