Cartoon Causes Midwest Riots

Seething Midwest Explodes Over Lombardi Cartoons

Green Bay, WI - Like a pot of bratwurst left unattended at a Lambeau Field pregame party, simmering tensions in the strife-torn Midwest boiled over once again today as rioting mobs of green-and-gold clad youth and plump farm wives rampaged through Wisconsin Denny's and IHOPs, burning Texas toast and demanding apologies and extra half-and-half.

"Those who sow the curds of blasphemy will reap the cheddar wheel of destruction", he added cryptically.

Read it all:
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2006/02/seething_midwes.html

Here I've stolen and then bravely posted the offensive cartoon.
(Go Vikings!)